evil minions game

[rainboq]

ummm that only works on planets, dumb*ss

[LDSgeek]

Good thing I don't care, and it is also good that you ARE a planet at least your avatar is

[rainboq]

your gonna need a deathstar

[LDSgeek]

(O,O) O RLY?
Good thing I've got one.
FIRING SEQUENCE STARTED

[rainboq]

*use the force Luke*
*deathstar explodes*

[LDSgeek]

*Hits button, opening a door from which heavy breathing is heard*
"Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER. You're grounded, now GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!"
*Luke runs to his room crying and Darth Vader skewers you with his lightsaber*

[Daman741]

All of existence is my minion, as it is all on my computer. *Hits delete key*

[LDSgeek]

*pokes daman on shoulder* I'm sorry sir, but that was the wrong existence. ATTACK!!!!
*My three dogs lick you to death*

[rainboq]

Your all just another fleck of dead skin *scratches*

[LDSgeek]

Since you have no minions, you are easily eaten to death by my swarm of man-eating scarabs from "The Mummy".

[rainboq]

I get a can of Bat-Scarab-repellent and scare them off, I then make bullets my minions and they attack you!

[LDSgeek]

I do the stop-bullets-with-pointless-360-spin-special-effect to deny the minions. I then summon an army of pequenninos whom I enslave by magically killing off all of the recolada except for a few bacteria I hold in a glass jar. They attack you and kill you with their mad skills.