How many exes does Hammer have?

[Clarky Clark]

hmm... this give me an idea...

[JediMasterJL]

[endgamecutter]

if hes paying child support it means they divorced so it means hes not marred

quote "i have a wife and 8 kids SOMEWHERE! i don't see them eye to eye, but i pay child support every once in a while!" unquote.
spelling errors aside, he IS married.

[TheSnickersPuma]

Lulz. All I have to say.

[spriggsfan9700]

when i saw episode 14 willy said hammer you have slept with every woman in the military so hammer has a whole lot of exes

[TheSnickersPuma]

Now we know why Willy hates Spriggs.

Since Spriggs is a woman, and Hammer has slept with every woman, he must have slept with Spriggs. It's a hail mary on all terms, but Willy and Spriggs could've had an intimate relationship. When Willy found out Spriggs was seeing other people, he went biserck. He couldn't attack who slept with Spriggs (as he wouldn't know), but he would attack Spriggs.

Makes perfect sense.

[specilist plc]

Now we know why Willy hates Spriggs.

Since Spriggs is a woman, and Hammer has slept with every woman, he must have slept with Spriggs. It's a hail mary on all terms, but Willy and Spriggs could've had an intimate relationship. When Willy found out Spriggs was seeing other people, he went biserck. He couldn't attack who slept with Spriggs (as he wouldn't know), but he would attack Spriggs.

Makes perfect sense.

its a good thery but he cold hate spriggs becuse she woldent go out with him

[WOLF]

well maybe 974685476854654896574654856745455254542457255454252542254524

[led371]

well maybe 974685476854654896574654856745455254542457255454252542254524

Random number sequence is random.

[ThunderCavalier]

Now we know why Willy hates Spriggs.

Since Spriggs is a woman, and Hammer has slept with every woman, he must have slept with Spriggs. It's a hail mary on all terms, but Willy and Spriggs could've had an intimate relationship. When Willy found out Spriggs was seeing other people, he went biserck. He couldn't attack who slept with Spriggs (as he wouldn't know), but he would attack Spriggs.

Makes perfect sense.

its a good thery but he cold hate spriggs becuse she woldent go out with him

Knowing Willy, this most likely is true.

As a side comment, I don't believe that Spriggs, considering that he's a female, could have ever possibly found any attraction with Hammer. Even if he was butt ugly, he probably was on mutual or hated terms with Hammer as seen in Episode 5.

[TheSnickersPuma]

Which part of ep. 5?

Any way around it, I'm putting all my money on Willy incinerating Hammer.

[DarkPOPS]

Seriously, though, Spriggs is a woman, so Hammer has probably slept with Spriggs...

[spriggs4eva]

like 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[shadowspartan]

Also it was kinda clear that spriggs was a girl if you thought that willy was always yelling something like comeback here and die u son of a bitch but only if u think it out clearly and rly believe that willy was calling spriggs a bitch only cause she is one XD but its funny to watch

[Blade12pwnz]

He banged every women in the BASE...so it couldn't be 9000!!! more like 900...


lucky

[robbieagray]

Okay lets do the math.

Hammer+9000 multiplyed by 666 and devide that 13= about 1% of the girls hammer has s** with.

[rainboq]

holy sh*t its Robbie!

OT: infinity

[robbieagray]

holy sh*t its Robbie!

OT: infinity

infinity? really? Wow! Hammer is a player.

[rainboq]

holy sh*t its Robbie!

OT: infinity

infinity? really? Wow! Hammer is a player.

No shit Sherlock, since he's not real he can have X number of exes, but since there is no limit or sample size he has either none or infinite